Sunday, August 9, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
2 months of no posting later (June 15th)
Jared Miller - 282
Joe Taylor - 212
Questin Francis - 208
Matthew Roberts - 218
Joe Taylor - 212
Questin Francis - 208
Matthew Roberts - 218
Monday, April 20, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
March 30th, 2009 (week #4)

Matthew Roberts 223.4 (7.8 lbs lost)
Joe Taylor 218.5 (13.5lbs lost)
Jared Miller - did not submit photo
Questin Francis- did not submit photo
Monday, March 23, 2009
March 23, 2009 (week #3)
Monday, March 16, 2009
March 16th, 2009 (Week #2)
Sunday, March 8, 2009
THE SCALES: March 9th, 2009



Jared Miller, 311.2 lbs. The clear front-runner. Take a good look fellas, this is your competition.
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Questin Francis, 208lbs. (Questin declined to provide mugshot photos, so I tried to find one that most accurately depicted his physique. These are his actual toes, however.)
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Matthew Roberts (231.2 lbs) aka "FATTY MATTY"
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Joe Taylor (232.0 lbs) large and in charge....
Welcome Lardey Boys
Gentlemen,
Welcome to the contest.
Here are the guidelines:
1. Contest begins Monday, March 9th, and concludes July 3rd, roughly 17 weeks long. 4 months of culinary deprivation, should be a hoot.
2. Each contestant will submit 2 full length mug shot photos at the time of weigh-in on March 9th. Contestant must be wearing shorts only, nothing in the pockets. Let's see those guts.
3. Each contestant will also submit a photo of the scale, as he is standing on it. We need to make sure we see those plump little sausages that you call toes in the photo.
4. Contestant must use the same scale for weighing in throughout the entire contest. No exceptions to this rule. It could come down to a small percentage point between contestants, so we need to be as accurate as possible.
5. The buy-in is $200, and must be submitted by the end of the first day of the contest.
6. The contestant that reduces the greatest percentage of his total body weight by the end of the contest (july 3rd) will receive the entire cash prize. Money is awesome.
7. In the unlikely event of a tie at final weigh in, the finalists will be required to smack each other across the faces with a cold fish until one of them falls over. This is the only fair way. Let's hope there isn't a tie.
GOOD LUCK!!!
Welcome to the contest.
Here are the guidelines:
1. Contest begins Monday, March 9th, and concludes July 3rd, roughly 17 weeks long. 4 months of culinary deprivation, should be a hoot.
2. Each contestant will submit 2 full length mug shot photos at the time of weigh-in on March 9th. Contestant must be wearing shorts only, nothing in the pockets. Let's see those guts.
3. Each contestant will also submit a photo of the scale, as he is standing on it. We need to make sure we see those plump little sausages that you call toes in the photo.
4. Contestant must use the same scale for weighing in throughout the entire contest. No exceptions to this rule. It could come down to a small percentage point between contestants, so we need to be as accurate as possible.
5. The buy-in is $200, and must be submitted by the end of the first day of the contest.
6. The contestant that reduces the greatest percentage of his total body weight by the end of the contest (july 3rd) will receive the entire cash prize. Money is awesome.
7. In the unlikely event of a tie at final weigh in, the finalists will be required to smack each other across the faces with a cold fish until one of them falls over. This is the only fair way. Let's hope there isn't a tie.
GOOD LUCK!!!
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